Ervin Santana, SP, LAA — I knew the Angels were looking to trade for pitching, but no one told me they got Verlander! Wait, that’s Ervin Santana? Don’t look now but Dan Haren, Jered Weaver and Santana make a pretty lethal 1-2-3 atop the Angels rotation now that Santana is partying like it’s 2008. He’s now 3-0 with a 1.67 ERA in 38 2/3 July innings with 31 Ks and just six walks.
Dustin Ackley, 2B, SEA — The Mariners had as many wins after the break as the Indians had hits against Santana. The Ack-Attack went 3-for-5 and is now slugging .512 on the season.
Ichiro Suzuki, OF, SEA — Ichiro stole two bases, went 4-for-5 and reminded us all of the player he used to be. It was his first four-hit game since April 19 and just his second three-plus hit game over that same span.
Phil Hughes, SP, NYY — Hughes allowed 10 runners in his six innings of work. A positive? It was just the second time in his seven starts where he walked fewer than two walks. A negative? His ERA is lower, but it’s still 8.24. Another negative? He’s now 1-3 on the season. Another negative? He couldn’t stop a team that couldn’t get themselves started.
Alejandro De Aza, OF, CHW — With a homer in his first at-bat since his callup, De Aza has already given White Sox fans more to cheer about than Alex Rios has all season.
John Danks, SP, CHW — John was dank against Detroit, striking out 10 batters, his first 10-K game since May 9, 2009. Remember that awful start Danks had when he was 0-8 with a 5.25 ERA through the end of May? In June and July he’s gone 4-0 with a 0.98 ERA and an even lower WHIP in 36 2/3 innings. Now that’s dank.
Carlos Beltran, OF, SF — From Citi Field to the City by the Bay.
Javier Vazquez, SP, FLA — Vazquez rebounded from his last awful start to shut down the Nats over seven innings. No word on his pitch velocities yet. Apparently Brooks Baseball needs time to process the data. Quit holding me up!
Ricky Romero, SP, TOR — Romero had as many quality starts in his last three games as Cleveland had hits yesterday (that’s going to be my analogy for the number zero (or is it a simile?)). His ERA is down to 3.09 on the season, which would be infinitely better if he never played the Red Sox.
Lucas Duda, OF, NYM — Duda belted a blast as Mets fans boasted, “Beltran who?” We had a Lucas Duda fantasy projection at the start of the season, but it never really came to fruition because Beltran stayed healthy. George also looked at what a Beltran trade would mean for Dudettes everywhere. And that’s now two straight days I’ve used the word fruition.
Daniel Murphy, 1B, NYM — Murphy is groovin’ with another multi-hit game. He now has five in his last six games, and his four hits last night were four more than the Indians had all game!
Jason Bay, OF, NYM — Duda should have been playing in Bay’s place. Bay went 0-for-5 and now has just 12 extra base hits in 238 at-bats. I’m not kidding.
Jacoby Ellsbury, OF, BOS — Ellsbury homered, stole a base and raised his average to .413 in 92 July at-bats. Is he a first round draft pick next year? He’s everything Carl Crawford was supposed to be and Crawford was a first-rounder.
Eric Hosmer, 1B, KC — Hosmer is officially the first Royals prospect to live up to expectations since George Brett. That’s probably an exaggeration, but Hosmer is still raking. Over the last eight games he’s raised his average from .260 to .287 and would certainly have gotten a hit against Santana.
Joe Mauer, C/1B, MIN — Mauer homered for the first time this year! Remember when he hit 28 homers two years ago? Ha. Funny.
Rickie Weeks, 2B, MIL — Weeks made a mad dash to first to beat out an infield single. He ran hard straight through the base, but his ankle made a right turn toward the dugout. It was gruesome and he’s going to be done for awhile.
Zack Greinke, SP, MIL — Greinke hasn’t been what the Brew Crew thought he’d be, but after striking out nine without allowing an earned run over 6 1/3 innings last night he’s now had four straight solid starts and has lowered his ERA from 5.66 to 4.50 in the process.
Justin Upton, OF, ARI — The littler Upton hit the biggest homer either brother has ever hit. And then he hit another. Actually, the longer one was his second of the game, but either way he has some massive power. I wish Prince Fielder had picked him to do the Derby, but I secretly think he picked those guys to make himself look better…except now I’ve told everyone so the secret’s out.
Hideki Matsui, OF, OAK — Godzilla is setting Oakland on fire! He went 3-for-5 with a homer and five RBI last night and is now batting .331 in July with three homers, 21 RBI and one terrified island nation.
James Shields, SP, TB — Rays fans shielded their eyes as Complete Game James let up 10 earned runs in just four innings. His ERA jumped half a point to 3.03.
Hiroki Kuroda, SP, LAD — Kuroda allowed just one earned run over six innings but got the loss… again. He’s 6-13 on the year despite a stellar 3.11 ERA. Somewhere, Doug Fister is crying.